Anonymous asked: Nsfw ask. 1-100
Here we go…
1. Are you a virgin?
2. Does anyone besides you know your bra/penis size?
Yeah, a few people.
3. Do you know anyone who has any STDs?
4. Were you married when you first lost your virginity?
5. Do you swear under celibacy?
6. When did you first lose your virginity? If you haven’t, when would you like to?
I think I was like 17.
7. Have you ever gotten tricked into aphrodisiacs or alcohol for sex?
Nope, kinda had someone take advantage when I was drinkish.
8. Have you walked in on someone masturbating/having sex?
9. Have you ever seen someone masturbate or have sex with their permission?
10. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Friends front yard, I guess.
11. If you had to chose one, would you have outdoor sex or car sex?
12. When was the age you first masturbated? Whether you knew it or not?
I dunno, 12 or 13.
13. Have you ever helped someone “finish”?
14. Have you ever had an erection in the past month? (clitorial counts, too)
15. When was the last time you have had an erection? (clitorial counts, too)
16. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed?
17. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate)
18. What is your bra/penis size?
19. Has anyone seen your private parts other than yourself or a family member?
20. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus?
Haven’t put anything strange there….
21. Do you like rough sex or intimate sex better?
Both are good, rough is probs a bit better.
22. When was the last time you masturbated?
The other day…
23. When was the last time you had sex?
24. When was the last time you watched porn?
A few days ago…
25. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do?
26. Guys: Circumsized?
27. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched?
Neck, back and legs.
28. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched?
29. Girls: Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation?
30. What color/type of underwear are you wearing?
Cute little black cotton briefs.
31. Have you ever sent someone a picture or video of you in the nude? Did it include sexual actions?
Yes. And no.
32. Have you ever posted a picture of image of you in the nude on a website? Did it include sexual actions?
33. Have you ever anonymously sent/posted a picture or video of yourself in the nude? Did it include sexual actions?
34. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr?
35. When was the last time you have had a wet dream?
I haven’t really had any.
36. Which wet dream was your favorite?
Don’t have one.
37. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with? Uh, yeah I suppose.
38. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with?
39. Have you ever masturbated with someone?
40. Have you ever took a shower with someone that is not a family member?
Yep. Showering with people is great.
41. Favorite sexual position? If you are a virgin, which position interests you?
On the table/desk/bench is always fun.
42. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed?
Never had it happen
43. Are you into any BDSM?
It interests me.
44. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why?
Yeah, he was a lot older….
45. Turn on’s?
Playful/silly, neck kisses, light touching (like stroking arms/legs/back/hair), biting.
46. Turn off’s?
Bad breath, overly hairy, doesn’t know what they’re doing.
47. Have you ever had a sexual fantasy about someone? Was it about anyone other than your lover?
I don’t think so…
48. Have you ever had phone sex? Video sex? Chat box sex?
49. What was the weirdest thing that has ever turned you on?
A guy kicked a lamppost just to prove a point to me, that somehow kinda turned me on.
50. Do you like dirty talk?
51. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation?
Generally quite quiet….
52. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what?
Yes, twice. Once his work college arrived and the other time it was his boss. Both close friend of his just walk into his house without knocking.
53. Most embarressing sex/masturbation story?
I don’t really have one.
54. Most hilarious sex/masturbation story?
Again, i don’t really have one.
55. What kind of porn do you like to watch?
Uh, I don’t think I have a favourite.
56. First type of porn you have ever watched? (ie. lesbian, hentai, threesome) I think it was a threesome, but I can’t remember honestly.
57. What was the most recent type of porn you have ever watched? What category was it under?
Uh, just random, average stuff on tumblr.
58. Most hilarious/stupidest porn you have ever watched?
Something a friend showed me
59. Have you ever fantasized over someone older than you? How much older? Younger? How much younger?
Older? Yes. Quite a bit…. 17 years older…. Younger, nope not fantasised.
60. Favorite sex toy (if any)?
Don’t have any.
61. Have you ever had to break up with/divorce someone because you weren’t satisfied with their sex?
Nah, but I’d think about it.
62. Have you ever used anything/gotten any surgeries to improve sexual performance/feel?
63. If someone you knew asked for a nude image, would you do it? What about a tumblr follower?
64. Have you ever told someone any wet dreams/fantasies you’ve had about them?
65. Do you like to have sex like they do in pornos?
Depends what type of porno
66. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them?
67. Are you able to be secretive when you masturbate? (like able to be quiet so no one can hear?)
Yup. Well, kinda.
68. When was the first time you achieved orgasm?
69. Is there only one way so far that you have been able to achieve orgasm? (ie. only by using toys, only from 1 positon,only from masturbating a certain way)
Nope, a few
70. Favorite type of oral?
71. Strangest sexual positon you’ve tried?
Don’t think I’ve done anything particularly strange?
72. Have you ever made up a sexual postion?
73. Girls: During sex, vaginal or anal?
74. Girls: During masturbation, clitorial, vaginal, or anal?
75. Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
76. Have you ever masturbated to someone?
77. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them?
78. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them?
79. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial?
Yes and yes.
80. Have you ever had sex with someone who wasnt your partner?
Like out of a relationship? Yup.
81. Has any of your partners had sex with someone else?
I don’t know, possible.
82. Have you ever gotten pregnant? Were they your lover’s or someone else’s?
Yup. Partner of the time.
83. Birth control or condoms?
Both? Birth control. Idk.
84. Do you ever masturbate to porn?
85. Does anyone know you masturbate? Did you have to tell them?
86. Did your parents ever find out you were sexually active?
Well my mum did.
87. Do you have any STDs?
88. Have you ever masturbated to a fictonal character or celebrity?
89. Have you ever had sex during “7 minutes in heaven”?
Never played it.
90. Spit or swallow? Or do you not like oral?
Swallow, spitting is awkward.
91. Have you ever been rejected for sex? Have you ever rejected someone else?
Nope, but I have rejected.
92. Do you have someone who said they are willing to take away your virginity if you havent lost it by a set age or if you just want to have a good time?
93. Have you ever experiented with the opposite sex?
94. When you first lost your virginity, was it intended or spontaneous?
95. Has anyone ever walked in when you were taking a shower with someone?
96. Did you ever tell someone once you lost your virginity?
97. Does your lover know if you have masturbated?
I think so?
98. Does your lover know that you want to have sex with them but cant?
Uhm, but I can?
99. Do you like masturbation?
100. (Asker’s ask) If i were to ask you if we could have sex, would you say yes?
Probably not since you’re Anon