hoechlinth:

i just wanna shake the hand of whoever cam up with the ALS ice bucket challenge. not only is it raising awareness of an important cause, i’ve also seen more damp celebrities in clinging t-shirts in the past week than i ever dreamed possible. 

(Reblogged from ughprettyodd)
  • person: get your license
  • me: The Road Is A Terrifying Place And I Am Very Afraid To Drive
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15piecesofflare:

experminate:

thehighwayaisle:

You know sweatpants?

In Australia we call them trakky-dacks. 

im starting to think you aussies are just fucking with us

we actually aren’t and that’s the horrendous part.

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whitegirlsaintshit:

kumasenpai:

Just swagged on everyone.

ok, i see you charlie, even though you got on plaid bermuda shorts

(Source: sizvideos)

(Reblogged from ughprettyodd)
Chuck a u’ey

Australian proverb (via aristophania)

jannatimtaken

(via hurtkid)
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marvelfemme:

okay marvel we’ve had a tree and a raccoon i think we can handle a super heroine movie

(Reblogged from novulpixthatsmypotpie)

imsirius:

Chat-Up Lines with Daniel Radcliffe
(Thank you so much pagefortyseven for helping me dl!!!)

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  • me talking to little kids: oh hey man wow I like your shoes they light up! No way I wish I had some like that, I bet they make you run so fast!!
  • me talking to older people: I'm not really sure what it is I want to do with my life, but I figure that as long as I'm happy it can't be that bad
  • me talking to people my age: well howdily doodily my fellow young people, what's hip hop happening over here? I'm just off to inject a meth and listen to an MTV if you youngsters are 'down' also haha look at that lingo, golly gosh what a time to be alive
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amazign:

one time i was trying to dirty talk with my ex boyfriend and i started saying ‘i’ve been a very bad girl’ and he said ‘why what have you done?’ and i didnt know what to say next so i just said ‘i’ve burnt down a house’

(Reblogged from novulpixthatsmypotpie)

youngpreciosa:

Sometimes you need a tall cute boy to cuddle you in bed with his hand up your shirt

(Reblogged from novulpixthatsmypotpie)

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

EVEN IF A GIRL IS EMOTIONAL BECAUSE SHES “ON HER PERIOD” DOESNT MEAN ITS A GOOD IDEA TO CALL HER OUT ON IT CAUSE LEMME TELL YOU WHEN IM OPENLY BLEEDING I HAVE ENOUGH RAGE AND APPETITE TO EAT MY WEIGHT IN CHOCOLATE AND I CAN PROBABLY EAT YOU TOO SO BACK THE FUCK UP

I like how this very slowly gets notes like everyone once in a while a girl gets her enemy and then come back and reblogs this

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just-watching-tumble:

"Puny god."

All I can think of is in the second one Tom said he had a rope tied to his leg.  He told the crew to pull it during his speech so it would look like he was grabbed.  He didn’t know when it was happening so he wouldn’t anticipate it and well there you go - standing delivering a speech on how grand he is and - WHOOP there he goes….

(Source: lokihiddleston)

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actionables:

SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL

(Reblogged from sassmasterkeigs)

dangerhamster:

safety-officer-barto:

marimoid:

omfg straight boys complaining about high waisted shorts and crop tops… have you SEEN a girl in high waisted shorts and crop tops?????? have u seen girls’ LEGS in high waisted shorts!???? have u seen a little peek of tummy in a crop top???????? what is WRONG WITH YOU

i think straight boys might be gay

of course they are, stick a drywipe marker pen within 5 yards of them see how long it takes them to draw a dick on something

(Reblogged from sassmasterkeigs)
reals:

Golden Orange | Photographer

reals:

Golden Orange | Photographer
(Reblogged from shaky)